一〇八問一〇八答大喜利 弐 回答1
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1・大晦日の前日に鐘を盗まれてしまったお寺、鐘をつく代わりに108回何をした?(い)
2・家の中での、「タンスの角に小指をぶつける」というハプニングはもう飽きたので、もっとダイナミックなハプニングを考えて下さい(ひ)
3・「週刊少年ジャンプ」の三大原則は「努力・友情・勝利」ですが「季刊中年ジャンボ」の三大原則とは?(ひ)
4・風が吹くだけで痛みを感じると例えられる病気の「痛風」ですが、「痛風王」ともなるとこんな些細なことでも激痛を感じる(あ)
5・「友達に当たったボールをノーバウンドでキャッチ」よりヒーローになれる、ドッヂボールのファインプレー(r)
6・ヨーロッパからやってきた外国人助っ人が見せた、「一本足打法」「振り子打法」よりも奇抜な打法を教えてください(い)
7・「棚からぼたもち」ということわざを、スケールを大きくして言い換えてください(い)
8・「写真でひとこと」(1)
9・「性格ブス」をもう少しオブラートに包んだ呼び方に変えてください(あ)
10・日本一弱いと評判の底辺高校サッカー部。「これは勝てないわ」と取材に来た記者もあきれた、その練習内容とは?(ご)
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11・突然靴紐が切れる、よりももっと恐ろしいことが起こりそうな前兆を教えてください(い)
12・家電オンチのおばあちゃんが今年も死にかけていました。そのエピソードを教えてください(r)
13・望遠鏡並みの視力を手に入れる「超レーシック手術」を受けるときに説明された注意事項(い)
14・『ハッピーセット(高齢者用)』の内容を教えて下さい(ひ)
15・クラシックの楽曲には、「足を踏み鳴らす」「舞台の裏で吹く」みたいな変わった楽譜の指示がありますが、もっと驚く指示を教えてください(ひ)
16・地獄にある図書館で貸し出しランキング1位の本のタイトルを教えてください(ご)
17・ウォシュレットのボタンに「おまかせ」の文字が。押すとどうなる?(r)
18・「写真でひとこと」(2)
19・「所さんの」をキーワードにして自動録画したらこんな番組が録れていた(r)
20・「吉田君!なんだか勘違いしてるみたいだけど、それはモテ期じゃないよ!」どんな状況?(ご)
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21 ・昔ばなしの『さるかに合戦』であまりの残酷さにカットされたシーン(あ)
22 ・ハンバーグレストラン「びっくりドンキー」では大きなメニュー表にびっくりしますが、「ハイパーびっくりドンキー」では何にびっくりしますか?(ひ)
23 ・アメリカ合衆国初代大統領のワシントンといえば「父親が大切にしていた桜の木を切ってしまったことを正直に名乗りでた」という逸話で有名ですが、そもそもなぜ桜の木を切ったんですか?(ご)
24 ・心霊写真に写る幽霊が気をつけているマナー(あ)
25 ・高倉健さんのミドルネームを考えてあげてください(r)
26 ・完成したばかりの東京スカイツリーが取り壊されることに!?その理由とは(ご)
27 ・いくらなんでもニッチ過ぎると思ったエロビデオ屋の棚のジャンル分け(あ)
28 ・「写真でひとこと」(3)
29 ・「グーで殴る」みたいなジャンケンの手を使った表現(番)
30 ・スタジオジブリの関係者がよく見る悪夢(ひ)
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